Who Says Vegetarians Aren’t Funny?

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Who Says Vegetarians Aren’t Funny?

Posted by admin 4 May, 2007

Here are a few funny vegetarian quotes i came across over at HappyCow.net

my favorite: With all this crap they put in meat, like hormones for fast growing, antibiotics, etc… we will all go down, there’s only the vegetarians that will survive – so let me give you a good piece of advice: if you want to eat some healthy meat, eat a vegetarian! -JeanLuc LeMoine, French humorist

What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli ?
-Kids don’t eat broccoli.

What did the lettuce say to the celery?
-Are you stalking me?

Why did the Tomato go out with a prune?
-Because he couldn’t find a date!

I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals,
it’s because I hate vegetables!
- Woody Allen

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